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Please add a custodian paid $12/hour cleaning the whole fucking office complex (who the boss doesn’t even give healthcare coverage to) for added accuracy
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Fact
That’s not a controversial opinion…it’s the truth.
100% factual and correct
I’m not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I’ll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I’d rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out
Oh God chicken nuggets I’m so scared somebody hold me
I literally cannot tell what the standout items on this menu that inspired this tweet are supposed to be.
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